funny Akpos jokes of the day

By intelligentbase

1. AKPOS JOKE, WITHOUT GIFT:

Akpos was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them:

1. Bride’s relatives
2. Groom’s relatives

He entered the groom’s door and found two doors again.
1. Ladies
2. Men

He entered the men’s door and found two doors again.
1. People with gifts
2. People without gifts

Akpos entered the second door (people without gifts) and
He found himself outside the hotel

2. AKPOS’ WAEC RESULT IS FINALLY OUT : 

Akpos’ WAEC result is Finally Out. The following conversation ensued between he and his father:

Papa Akpos: Akpos,I learnt your WAEC result is out.
Akpos: Daddy, you remember Arthur who used to emerge first in our class at the end of every term ? he failed. .
Papa Akpos: That’s terrible,what happened?

Akpors: You also remember Izzy who used to tutor me in the house? He failed too
Papa Akpos: what’s with the poor performance?
Akpos: Daddy I don’t know. That’s how it is.
Even Kelvin who won the Cowbell Science and Maths competition  failed.
Papa Akpos: so how was your own result?
Akpos : You also remember Osas our senior prefect? He failed too.
Papa Akpors: (Angrily) Boy, tell me about your own result!!
Akpos : (angrily) If all those people
failed, do you expect me to pass? Am I a wizard?

3. AKPOS JOKE: MARRY HIM!

Akpos was about dying. In his last request, he pleaded with his wife to marry Emeka.

Wife: Joe? Isn’t he your worst enemy? The very one who wants you dead?

Akpos: Yes. Marry him!

Wife: No, I wont!
Akpos: Please do!

Wife: Why? HUSBAND: Because all these years I have suffered, let him suffer too!



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